Tying Down Ms Bones

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My book on the run, written while commuting and wondering what to do next.

Tying Down Ms Bones is my attempt at writing a fast-paced, fun and imaginative series of horror stories, which can occasionally be comedies, occasionally be just plain weird, occasionally be therapy sessions or pornographies or postcards or letters to Santa Claus.

My only goals are to keep them coming as fast as I can, hopefully to get better at doing them, and to make them as entertaining as possible.

To keep me honest, I’m publishing them here as soon as I finish them…

Helena Boneditch died about 170 years ago, and she’s never been better.

Independently wealthy (thanks to the vagaries of probate law) and disconnected from various emotional, spiritual and moral consensuses (owing to her peculiar eschatological predicament), Ms Bones now travels the world as a Freelance Mad Aunt, Troubleshooter, and Exorcist.

She takes nothing seriously, but never talks about her past…

Her heart is in the right place, but no one’s exactly sure where she’s keeping it…

She’ll go bump in the night, if you ask her nicely.

I promise to update regularly… the ongoing adventures of

Helena Boneditch, popularly known as Ms. Bones:

“There is Glamour in her Cadaver”

CHAPTER ONE: Meet Ms Bones…

a series of introductions to Ms Bones, by the people who know her best…

CHAPTER TWO: Sisters Under The Skin…

three old friends of Ms Bones encounter a damaged stranger…

CHAPTER THREE: Everybody’s Dead…

When you are judged by Ms Bones you feel it in your childhood, you feel it in your grave…